you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
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He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
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New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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