Don't you send me to vm
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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