What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
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