What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
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True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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