the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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