Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
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Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
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His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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