You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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