So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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