hell yes lets make some ravioli
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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