At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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