I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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