people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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