Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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