420 ftw
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Sacagawea was the original milf.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i think i scared a bird with my dick
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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