I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
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I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
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