ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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