should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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