I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
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Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
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If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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