I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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