No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
