So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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