Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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