Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
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If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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