can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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