like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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