you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
please come you make the beer taste better
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
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She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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