Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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