would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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