try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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