If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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