It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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