So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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