found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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