Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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