Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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