Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
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I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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