I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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