Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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