North Korea, Best Korea!
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
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Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
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Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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