I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
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I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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