Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
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I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
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I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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