i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
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dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
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Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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