Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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