your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
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I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
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The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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