Pappa wants mamma naked
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
There's always time for handjobs
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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