That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
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They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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