dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
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Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
MIDGETS
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If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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