My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
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Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
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I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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