The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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