It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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