Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
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I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
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last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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