But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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