I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
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you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
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Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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