i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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