Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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