I'm gonna have a badass scar
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
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Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
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Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
tell me about the fingering
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