The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Your penis caused this!
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