Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
We had to coat check the pizza.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
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