You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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